I Don’t Care

It doesn't matter to me
There's no such thing as broccoli
And the world could go on
Without cheesecake
Oh I wanna list all the foods I hate
Oh,

Why should it matter to us?
Why should we care what's
Happened to asparagus
It's fine
I don't mind
It doesn't mean a thing to me
And in case you try to forget
In my world there's no such thing
As broccoli

Macaroni and cheese—yuck
Canned green beans and peas
Roast duck
I don't like beef,
I think I'd rather sleep
Really don't generally like to eat
(Unless it's chocolate. Yeah)

I'd dance through life without a care
And throw the hated food up there
In the sky, I'll watch it fly
Oh all the while wave bye-bye

And it's enough, it's okay, I didn't mean
To offend those who don't like this stuff
But seriously, who'd eat lamb?
I have a hard enough time
Swallowing ham
Goulash isn't so great
I swear you're forbidden to place 
Casserole on my plate
Cuz, cuz if you do it's coming back to you
Right in your face, yeah
(How d'you like them apples?)

It doesn't matter in my mind
I'll survive without coffee grinds
Grounds, whatever
And as far as I'm concerned
The world could go on
Without Kleenex
I know it's not a food, but hey, look at you
Making baby-back ribs when I told you not to

Why
Do humans 
Have
To eat?
Honestly, I'd
Rather dream
About the things I could be doing
Rather than sitting here chewing
Yeah
Rather not eat
Cuz I don't care
And it's plenty fair
Just give me chocolate.
I swear I'll love you for it.