Please Stop

I do not like the impression given
That mice have taken residence here.
I do not appreciate you using
My trash can for this purpose, dear.

Please invest in a way
To keep your hair from falling out
Cuz every time you clean your hairbrush
It creates the perfect nest for a mouse.

Please refrain, oh please restrain
Yourself
Do not dispose of your loose locks here—
Empty them elsewhere, anywhere—
Empty them anywhere but here.



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